Unioneyes

My eyeballs are hurting,
Those turbid, fluid sacks!
They've been staring at the blue light
All the work day through!
And they've had it - they're on strike
Now I'll never get my rest!
They'll picket all night!
And have sit-ins all day!
I should have never let my eyes unionize!
What a fool, fool, fool I was.
To hear them out so well,
And to begin to sympathize
With their cause and plight.
I've never had trouble
From my ears, nose, or mouth
But those damn eyes!
They know what they want.
I should have never let my eyes unionize!
And now I'm blind
Because my eyes got hurt!
And I can't see
Because my eyes don't work!
I have to quit my job and run
To meet their demands.
Never look at a computer screen again
And find something that actually means something.
I should have never let my eyes unionize!